Hey, it’s Halloween in about five weeks!
Please remember, there are no such things as ghosts, spirits or demons. You can’t talk to the dead, because they’re dead. A ouija board is a toy that relies on the idiometer effect. And you can’t summon shit because magic isn’t real.
But don’t dick around in abandoned buildings, because seriously, you could hurt yourself if something breaks and falls on you, or breaks and you fall through it, or over it, or in it, or cut yourself on something. Just, don’t muck about in abandoned buildings, they’re likely structurally unsound and abandoned for a reason.
Keep any pets indoors that night, especially black cats, because sometimes people are dicks.
Try not to be offensive in your costuming, seriously, if you’re not Mexican, or Japanese, or Native American, or any other race or people that is not what you are, don’t dress up as one, it’s offensive.
Otherwise, have a great time at Halloween.
Hey kids, as we approach Halloween I just wanted you guys to be careful and say DON’T FUCK WITH SPIRITS. Don’t mess with Ouija Boards, don’t talk to no dead people, don’t fuck with demons, don’t summon shit, don’t dick around in abandoned buildings. If you are considering a thing, just think, “would a white person in a horror movie do this thing?” If the answer is yes, then don’t do the thing.
This has been a PSA
I am over here straight up laughing at grown people who are giving grave, credulous warnings about ghosts.
This thing makes the rounds every damn year, and I still hate it
I love the ‘Plato wrote about Atlantis like it was a real place’ argument.
By that logic, Middle Earth is real and we should keep a weather eye out for Balrogs.
National Geographic: Is it real? The Nostradamus Effect.
A mythology has grown up around traditional Chinese medicine (TCM). The ancient wisdom of the inscrutable Orient supposedly helped patients in ways that modern science-based medicine fails to understand or appreciate. A typical claim found on the Internet: “The ancient beliefs and practice of traditional Chinese medicine have been healing people for thousands of years.”
Trigger warning for a shit ton of body horror in this. This is quite a shocking read, very eye opening.